What happens when a band can’t play their instruments and play too fast, scream way too stupidly and then record themselves fairly well and sell it as a record with ‘nice’ artwork?

Answer: They’re Chicken Destroy!

There used to be a take out place that my family used to order from when I was
very young. Their name was Chicken Delight. A lot of grease and horrible tasting
dry french fries. Why am I talking about take out food? Because this band that
supposedly talks about how needless it is for animals to have to suffer because
us humans have to eat them has decided to make records calling themselves Chicken Destroy.

They wear Anthrax T-shirts and love Thrash Metal, may I add.

Hey everybody, I have an idea:

Are you a member of a band? Let’s face it, times are tough right now for bands, musicians, and recording artists. Playing out hasn’t been the same since Coronavirus came around. Many venues have gone out of business, or have had to scale back. Edzi allows your fans to support your work by paying any amount they choose to watch your pay per view recorded video or live video stream. Most importantly, it’s completely free! Sign up now at edzi.com and add your videos!

Let’s all pick the lint out of our navels and send it to an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend. Hey, anything beats Chicken Destroy.

Wait! Stop the presses.

Now I remember it: The jingle to Chicken Delight:

‘Don’t cook tonight call Chicken Delight’.

Whatever.

– Rich Castle